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Essential Work

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SAFA House

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21 February 2021

CLOSURE ALERT

Pavla E. via Whatsapp

This is Safa house in Arklow street. It’s probably occupied by squatters, in derelict state, but somehow still beautiful.

This soon will be lost as it’s destined for redevelopment.

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ARCHIVAL  FICTIONS

 

HIGH RENTS?

LONG CONTRACTS?

BORING ROOMMATES?

 

Solve all your rental problems by joining our friendly community of Property Guardians. Benefit from short-term, rolling contracts (no more knowing where you’ll live in three months' time) and the company of vetted, creative co-guardians (up to 20 per toilet!), all at a fraction of the cost of a legal HMO and without the meagre protections afforded to tenants in England and Wales!

 

Watchtower Property Management is urgently looking for aspiring Guardians who fit the following criteria:

 

Over 21 years old 

Employed full-time 

Reliable and dependable 

Not currently bankrupt or in bankruptcy proceedings 

Have access to an email address and have a mobile phone

 

Is that you? Then apply today and you could be moving into SAFA House in trendy Deptford tomorrow! This live-in archive of Deptford’s history is waiting for its developer in shining armour to turn it in into flashy, modern flats for the mortgage-capable Londoners. Until then, it might settle for you! 

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